Quotes about Kids

different methods of bringing up children, the more they have come to the conclusion that what good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is the best after all.

— BENJAMIN SPOCK

Life affords no greater responsibility, no greater privilege, than the raising of the next generation.

— C. EVERETT KOOP

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be.

— DAVID BLY

Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.

— LIN YUTANG

Children are the hands by which we take hold of heaven.

— HENRY WARD BEECHER

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring.

— LIZ ARMBRUSTER

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.

— HAROLD HULBERT

If your child marches to a different beat, a different drummer, you might just have to go along with that music. Help them achieve what’s important to them.

— SONIA SOTOMAYOR

Being a parent wasn’t just about bearing a child. It was about bearing witness to its life.

— JODI PICOULT

What it’s like to be a parent: It’s one of the hardest things you’ll ever do but in exchange it teaches you the meaning of unconditional love.

— NICHOLAS SPARKS

Funny Quotes For Kids

"The difference between try and triumph is a little umph." —Marvin Phillips

“The first day of school is always a fashion show. The rest of the school year? A pajama party.” —Unknown

“Take your risks now. As you grow older, you become more fearful and less flexible. And I mean that literally. I hurt my knee this week on the treadmill, and it wasn’t even on.” —Amy Poehler

"Dreams come a size too big so that we can grow into them." —Josie Bisset

"You can never be overdressed or overeducated." —Oscar Wilde

“Sign on a high school bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday: knowledge. Bring your own containers.” —E.C. McKenzie

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.” —Albert Einstein

“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible!’’ —Audrey Hepburn

“You don’t learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing, and by falling over.” —Richard Branson

“We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.” —Peter De Vries

“First day of school! Wake up! Come on. First day of school.” —Nemo from Finding Nemo

“You have brains in your head. you have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.” —Dr. Seuss

“My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.”

- Bobby Boucher.

“I remember it like it was yesterday. Of course, I don’t really remember yesterday all that well.”

- Dory, ‘Finding Dory.’

“So please, oh please, we beg, we pray. Go throw your TV set away! And in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.”

1. “Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.

.“My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.”

- Bobby Boucher.

“I remember it like it was yesterday. Of course, I don’t really remember yesterday all that well.”

- Dory, ‘Finding Dory.’

“So please, oh please, we beg, we pray. Go throw your TV set away! And in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.”

“The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.”

- Erma Bombeck.

“He who laughs...lasts.”

- Erma Bombeck.

“Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, ‘What light?’ and two more to say,‘I didn’t turn it on’ .”

- Erma Bombeck.